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kellyoxford The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella felt at midnight.

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kellyoxford "Mom, I'm here to make your boobs big." - smiling 3 yr old comes out of garage with a bike pump.

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kellyoxford Coffee's a great way to fool yourself into believing you're going to have a productive day.

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kellyoxford Sometimes I like to freak out the toddler by putting my iPad to my ear and frantically asking her if I've been miniaturized.

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kellyoxford Just found out I'm willing to drive 40mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me.

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kellyoxford If tonight's Golden Globes was a murder mystery party, Elton John would totally be the killer.

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