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I can never remember, is it "break a leg" or "choke and die"? My niece looked pretty upset.
I can never remember, is it "break a leg" or "choke and die"? My niece looked pretty upset.
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If a picture frame doesn’t have the word “memories” written on it in giant cursive letters, how do I know what I'm looking at?!
If a picture frame doesn’t have the word “memories” written on it in giant cursive letters, how do I know what I'm looking at?!
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"What's independence?" "Don't worry about it." - men to women, July 5, 1776
"What's independence?" "Don't worry about it." - men to women, July 5, 1776
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If this guy calls me "sweetie" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod.
If this guy calls me "sweetie" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod.
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I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!
I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!
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I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question.
I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question.