@michaelianblack
Nicorette should sponsor the color of Boehner's skin.

@michaelianblack
If the election were held today, a lot of people would be like, "I thought the election was on November 6th."

@michaelianblack
As with the Olympics, my favorite part of the DNC are the videos that come before the actual events. #dnc

@michaelianblack
If Biden doesn't get a slot on "Dancing With the Stars" after this speech, there is no America.

@michaelianblack
Michelle Obama is inspiring me to support my president, but more importantly, to buy some Crest White Strips. #dnc2012

@michaelianblack
Notable difference between Republican and Democratic conventions: at the DNC, it's a little startling when they cut to a white guy.