@missmayn
I would pay $1,000 to watch Trump attempt to run one mile.

@missmayn
My guess is the second coming of Jesus already happened and he was either shot by police or died poor from a preventable disease.

@missmayn
I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money.

@missmayn
Let's call Trump the "Second Place President." He'll love that.

@missmayn
Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass.

@missmayn
I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks "How are you?" Not good, Maria. Clearly.