@nerdfaced
My Facebook "News Feed" should be renamed "A bunch of boring fucking idiots who have horrible grammar" feed.

@nerdfaced
If the only way you say "Happy Birthday" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend.

@nerdfaced
I hate when people say, "I wish I was a kid again." Did you have sex and drink alcohol as a kid? Nope. So shut the fuck up. Goodnight.

@nerdfaced
I just voted for Pluto to be a planet again.