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what if an italian guy smoked weed, he might say "emma stone"

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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine

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if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's

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ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm... honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot

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review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend