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"1. Roll around in bed for a few hours. 2. Get kind of dressed. 3. DON'T EAT!" - to do list for American Apparel models

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Gotye is probably my favorite band named after what people said playing tag in ancient times.

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Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys.

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Just won a Nobel Prize for untangling a pair of Apple earbuds.

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Taylor Swift made a Grammy winning album, but you made a person. Who’s the rock star now? Happy Mother’s Day!

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Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight.