@rachelle_mandik
my toddler: *picks up a delivery menu* look it’s a pizza magazine

@rachelle_mandik
i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong.

@rachelle_mandik
i'm torn between getting my own personal jesus or getting a large jesus to share with the whole table