Dec 14 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet @rainnwilson Waitress: Any questions about the menu? Me: Is this font “Verdana?”
Oct 10 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @rainnwilson Places that work awesome without government: Somalia. Part of a collection
Nov 6 Reply Favorite Retweet @rainnwilson SITCOM IDEA: "Whitehouse Mates". Mitt and Obama TIE & have to share the Whitehouse & govern together. Also, one is gay. Part of a collection
Aug 21 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @rainnwilson If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city.
Apr 3 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @rainnwilson They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant.