@rickygervais
I believe that some people really believe that a god made the universe. And I believe that some people really believe there is an afterlife. But I don't believe that some people really believe the Earth is flat. It seems like attention seeking. Hipst

@rickygervais
When a tramp, covered in his own piss shouts at you, you don't take it personally. So why are you ever offended by idiots on Twitter?

@rickygervais
Relax. You are not paranoid. People really do hate you.

@rickygervais
People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check.

@rickygervais
Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.