May 3 Reply Favorite Retweet @robfee Would it have been more or less racist if Air Bud had been a black lab?
Apr 24 Reply Favorite Retweet @robfee In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in ‘Philadelphia’
Apr 9 Reply Favorite Retweet @robfee Confess to murdering a relative while you’re contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say “Good answer!”
Mar 30 Reply Favorite Retweet @robfee Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.
Mar 27 Reply Favorite Retweet @robfee “Can I replace the fries with a salad?” = “Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?”
Mar 25 Reply Favorite Retweet @robfee Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*