@rodgermaarman
Dear Architect, surely this bald spot on my head is a glitch in the matrix?

@rodgermaarman
Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created ".dust" files in my e-book folder.

@rodgermaarman
A homeless guy just gave me some change. Note to self: When in public, wear pants.

@rodgermaarman
Finished my first short film. It's a horror/drama that will scare and make you weep. It's basically just footage of me naked.

@rodgermaarman
Girl at party tells me that "That wasn't funny". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of "That" that "wasn't funny".

@rodgermaarman
I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer.