Jan 26 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman Dear Architect, surely this bald spot on my head is a glitch in the matrix?
Jan 24 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created ".dust" files in my e-book folder.
Jan 13 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman A homeless guy just gave me some change. Note to self: When in public, wear pants.
Jan 11 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman Finished my first short film. It's a horror/drama that will scare and make you weep. It's basically just footage of me naked.
Jan 10 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman Girl at party tells me that "That wasn't funny". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of "That" that "wasn't funny".
Jan 8 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer.
Jan 6 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?
Jan 5 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman Not all my tweets are true. For example if "sex" and "lack" are not in the same tweet then the polygraph will probably run out of ink.
Jan 4 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman "And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you." - Sis at her 9 year old.
Jan 4 2010 Retweet @rodgermaarman House doctor and my family are looking at me like I'm retarded. Note To Self: Cats land on their feet...not babies.