Tweets by @rodgermaarman added on Fun Tweets.


Jan 10 2010 Retweet
@rodgermaarman
Girl at party tells me that "That wasn't funny". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of "That" that "wasn't funny".
Jan 5 2010 Retweet
@rodgermaarman
Not all my tweets are true. For example if "sex" and "lack" are not in the same tweet then the polygraph will probably run out of ink.
Jan 4 2010 Retweet
@rodgermaarman
"And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you." - Sis at her 9 year old.