@rodney_at_large
If a man tells you he'll fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to incessantly remind him about it every 5 to 6 months.

@rodney_at_large
Ironically, I hate people who say "like us on Facebook".

@rodney_at_large
This Super Market doesn't even sell capes.

@rodney_at_large
My black friend wears Ask body spray.

@rodney_at_large
I hate when the definition of a word has other words that I have to look up also.

@rodney_at_large
I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude.