@roxiqt
If you're a millennial currently upset that younger generations don't think you're cool, one of the perks of being over 25 is that you don't actually need to worry about being cool anymore. You need to worry about paying rent & finding sleep positions that don't cause neck pain.

@roxiqt
Girls don't want a boyfriend, they want a domesticated raccoon that wears tiny hats & likes to eat grapes.

@roxiqt
No more presidents! Society has progressed beyond the need for presidents! Replace the government with raccoons & let the garbage lords decide our fate!