@ryaninco
I never get tired of my old Tweets getting RT'd so I know musicians never get tired of hearing their songs being played on the radio.

@ryaninco
I was hoping #Apple would replace Siri with Morgan Freeman on the iPhone 5

@ryaninco
It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal.

@ryaninco
Be nice to people because you never know when you'll a need character witness.

@ryaninco
Fathers Day must be really hard for Luke Skywalker.

@ryaninco
Fact: People that choose a table over a booth have murdered at least one person.