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Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it "Breaking News"
Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it "Breaking News"
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If this Christmas Eve service has taught me anything, it's that I need to find a church with better wifi coverage
If this Christmas Eve service has taught me anything, it's that I need to find a church with better wifi coverage
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My girlfriend feels she needs 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in her shower & if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor
My girlfriend feels she needs 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in her shower & if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor
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Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election
Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election
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The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are
The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are
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The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . .
The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . .