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Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face.

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Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them.

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It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous.

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My favorite thing about hot weather is the way it makes the fat people disappear.

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Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off.