@sucittaM
I honestly have no idea how I stopped petting the first dog I ever pet.

@sucittaM
I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin.

@sucittaM
All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in "boring".

@sucittaM
While making small talk with my wife's doctor I asked him what he does for a living because I am amazing at human interaction.

@sucittaM
I like the phrase "I wasn't born yesterday" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid.

@sucittaM
I should have just named my dog "Password".