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I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets.

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So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?

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If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to google it and act like you're the stupid one.

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Crayons are a lot like M & M's, all the colors taste the same.

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I just ate 40 cheese sticks in a row! BAM! Looks like I don't need a "family" to get "value" out of your stupid bag!

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Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut.