theNuzzy
Screenwriters, you know that script you're working on that's a mix between 2 brilliant films? Well it isn't and I'd like a grande soy latte.

theNuzzy
pushing an obese dude down a hill wasn't what i had in mind when you asked me if i wanted to roll a fatty.

theNuzzy
if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October.