@thesulk
Stop looking at row numbers in first class. That's not where you sit.

@thesulk
"All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics." "Those are just stereo types."

@thesulk
"War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz" (Tolstory)

@thesulk
I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.

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Instead of murder/suicide, I'm contemplating the rare suicide/murder, whereby I jump out a high window and land on my girlfriend.

@thesulk
My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes.