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Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet.

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Happy National Alienate Several Friends By Calling One Friend Your Best Friend Day.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche? He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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I don't WANT new people to get murdered but I want Investigation Discovery to always have new material.

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You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth.

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Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do.