typooper Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck.

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typooper Everyday I get at least 3 people who follow me and then immediately delete their accounts. proposed theory: My tweets kill people.

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typooper COLLEGE MEMORIES: After the girl I was kissing used my bathroom, I noticed my toilet seat was left up. So I asked if I could suck her dong.

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typooper A "gag gift" means something completely different to people into BDSM.

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typooper Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight.

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