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typooper "hoes before hos" --the belief that your garden's needs should always come before your bitch's.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Sep 25 2010

typooper *forward*reverse*forward* *reverse*forward*reverse*... --someone in an electric wheelchair giving a blowjob.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Sep 13 2010

typooper Nothing turns me on more than listening to a woman discussing her diet & what she ate today. Except for everything else in the entire world.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Sep 10 2010

typooper I wonder what the bees inside Wilma Flintstone's vibrator talked about: "Another fight with Fred? Looks like we're working overtime again."

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Sep 7 2010

typooper A real titty bar would only serve milk.

typooper Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Aug 29 2010

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