@wingzfly
The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue

@wingzfly
If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anyone who offers you a chair because standing is fucking exhausting.

@wingzfly
In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love.

@wingzfly
I like to have have sex to #Kesha songs. I hate her so much that it makes for a great anger-fuck. #hopeshelikesitrough

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Forget Beniffer & Brangelina! The new power couple in Hollywood is Peeta & Katniss from The Hunger Games! Or Peeniss for short.

@wingzfly
Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay