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Had to check IMDB to make sure there really aren't any more Shrek films in development. Now I can sleep.

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Never sure of the differences between a crocodile, an alligator, and a staple remover.

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Promoting a film with "From the producers of..." is like advertising a sandwich with the words "From the supermarket that also sells jam".

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I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'.

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The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet.