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Breakdown of time spent cleaning my office: 5% Cleaning 95% Studying long forgotten artifacts of my past
Breakdown of time spent cleaning my office: 5% Cleaning 95% Studying long forgotten artifacts of my past
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I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere.
I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere.
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Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads.
Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads.
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The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth.
The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth.
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I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread.
I'm surprised the human race doesn't solve more conflicts with warm bread.
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Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there.
Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there.