Mar 27 2020 Reply Favorite Retweet
@ditzkoff
Want to be clear that my decision to sell my stock portfolio was in no way based on the private, secret briefing I received entitled “DOOMSDAY COMING - SELL EVERYTHING” and was based on publicly available information from Billie Eilish fan boards and Funko Pop collectors sites
Mar 22 2020 Reply Favorite Retweet
@pazpaz
I ate an edible yesterday and got so high I ordered 26 kinds of pancakes from postmates, but I wrote in the delivery notes “I am super high please dont let me order all these pancakes” and someone from postmates actually called to see if I was ok