Jan 25 2020 Reply Favorite Retweet
Your fiancé gets kidnapped in a foreign country. You stay out till 2 am searching w authorities but eventually you have to call it and return to your hotel. Do you still do your skincare routine y/n
Jan 19 2020 Reply Favorite Retweet
someone explaining a new board game: it’s easy. you play blue cards unless it's round 5 then move 3 squares but back 2 if it's friday. your opponent is a big harp, unless you say "dolp!" then it's a big leaf. roll 6 dice, take the cube root—PLEASE wait till the end for questions