Jun 30 2020 Retweet
@joshgondelman
If you ever want someone to listen to you describe a dream, just lie and tell them they were in it. Not too big a role, just the kind of part a director might give his nephew.
Jun 30 2020 Retweet
@NSLCpunk
My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real & someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse. How else do you explain the sudden disappearance of murder hornets? They saved us from those but at what cost?!?!
Jun 29 2020 Retweet
@buhrooke
This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.
Jun 26 2020 Retweet
@NSLCpunk
My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real & someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse. How else do you explain the sudden disappearance of murder hornets? They saved us from those but at what cost?!?!