Sep 19 2021 Retweet
@ItsDanSheehan
Years ago I was going through a breakup and my boss at the time asked me what was up so I confided in her that I was having a rough time and she said "maybe you'd feel better if you worked more"
Sep 19 2021 Retweet
@mockingnerd
“Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs” is an absolutely terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than my coworker with a saltwater home aquarium.
Sep 15 2021 Retweet
@bbybeanburrito
my dream? to stand on the street and say the words "yeah, i'm gonna have to call you back..." while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan