Sep 19 2021 Retweet
Years ago I was going through a breakup and my boss at the time asked me what was up so I confided in her that I was having a rough time and she said "maybe you'd feel better if you worked more"
Sep 19 2021 Retweet
“Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs” is an absolutely terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than my coworker with a saltwater home aquarium.
Sep 15 2021 Retweet
my dream? to stand on the street and say the words "yeah, i'm gonna have to call you back..." while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan