Oct 19 2020 Retweet
sometimes i think about going back to tell a teenager from the 70s that i can walk to the corner and legally buy pot brownies and then listen to any song in the world instantly for free and im still depressed and bored all the time
Oct 19 2020 Retweet
My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”
Oct 14 2020 Retweet
I get so offended when my mom doesn’t answer my calls. Like HELLO, it’s your pride and joy calling... ANSWER!!!