@RobDownenChron
"You know who else briefly went offline?" -Youth pastor

@Sadcrib
i wonder if actors ever be in the middle of filming and just think “oh yeah this shit finna flop”

@megindurti
my depressed friends and I are all passing around "lmk if u wanna talk" and "thanks I'm ok" texts between each other like hot potato

@maevedunigan
bf is being hunter (ordering the bagels) I am being gatherer (asking ppl if I could please steal one of the chairs from their table if they’re not using it, no problem if not)

@bocxtop
don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

@goodjobmaya
So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky