@MelissatheDuffy
I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance
I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance
@ozzyunc
I only keep Facebook to watch people who were mean to me in high school botch their third marriages.
I only keep Facebook to watch people who were mean to me in high school botch their third marriages.
@avainwordland
I hate the fact that my neighbours are living next to me.
I hate the fact that my neighbours are living next to me.
@capnwatsisname
[being escorted out of art gallery] I didn't touch the painting, and anyway it was already dry
[being escorted out of art gallery] I didn't touch the painting, and anyway it was already dry
@anna__online
is it so funny to me that acting awards are separated by gender. yeah nice oscar.... for a GIRL
is it so funny to me that acting awards are separated by gender. yeah nice oscar.... for a GIRL
@welcomewords
If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.
If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.