Sep 1 2021 Retweet
My wife watch these shows where middle aged women just be eating and arguing the whole time. Then they travel as a group to a new location to do more eating and arguing, but with a beach in the background.
Aug 26 2021 Retweet
i'm unmarried and childless but sometimes i make up a fictional family for my twitter jokes. my wife hates it but my kids think it's hilarious