Fun Tweets / Tweets about Halloween 2014

Halloween 2014 - Halloween is a holiday that takes place annually on October 31st where people dress up in costumes and fright is celebrated.

@shutupmikeginn
Me frantically Googling 'cheap easy costumes' the morning of Halloween is a pretty good metaphor for the terrible way I live my life.

@knifesex
most of all we feared trick-or-treating at the old lady down the block's house because she gave out raisins. also she murdered her family.

@GuyEndoreKaiser
Worried about what to be for Halloween? Check your I.D. If you're over 18, you don't have to be anything!

@briangaar
Was up all night trying to get razor blades into these raisins

@LauraLikesWine
Tonight, college girls all over the country are busy matching lingerie to the animal ears they bought at Target.

@pleatedjeans
For Halloween I'm gonna be a ghost bc a ghost can't leave its house and oh darn sorry I can't make it to your lame party

@DanMentos
*drops a scoop of ice cream into your kid's trick-or-treat bag without breaking eye contact with you*

@tastefactory
Halloween costume idea: A cat, and you just take it easy and eat and don't pay bills and, you know what forget Halloween just be a cat

@meganamram
Kids, watch out for razor blades in candy. They're just empty calories!

@BuckyIsotope
What do you do when the pumpkin you're trying to carve keeps thrashing and yelling "I'm not a pumpkin, it's Steve you crazy bastard!"