Fun Tweets / Tweets about Hurricane Sandy

@johnfreiler
do you think when the water rushed in the mole people in the subways were like "whoa just like in temple of doom" or have they not seen it

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@elijahdaniel
don't worry people affected by hurricane sandy, stacey on facebook says her thoughts go out to you. so everything is okay now.

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@ChaseMit
Let's hear it for the brave men and women who refused to let anything stop them from waving in the background of the Today Show this morning

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@Caissie
Any politician who advocated to cut disaster relief funds & is now asking for them should have to accept a giant novelty check on TV.

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@EliTerry
HURRICANE DRINKING GAME: row a dinghy out into the angry sea, drink whiskey in the face of nature's fury, and die as Hemingway intended.

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@KKAlThani
Hurricane Sandy is Mother Nature's way of punishing the East Cost for still airing "Jersey Shore" and "Keeping Up With The Kardashians".

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@robdelaney
Meteorologists suggesting storm was caused by 3 NYC DJs coincidentally playing Lenny Kravitz songs simultaneously, angering God.

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@JimGaffigan
Maybe if we start referring to #Sandy as Sandra, she will settle down. #SensitiveStorm #Sexism

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@TheTweetOfGod
Only an idiot would stand outside in a hurricane just to go on camera and say that only an idiot would stand outside in a hurricane.

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@MarylandMudflap
I wish CNN would show a montage of old men looking angry after getting their hats blown off. #hurricane

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@joeschmitt
I know HuffPo is down because of Hurricane Sandy, but I like to think it collapsed under the weight of its own self-importance.

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@sbellelauren
to my friends on the east coast please know that my thoughts are not with you they are still with jake gyllenhaal try to understand

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@chopper4jk
I have to go stand in it or no one will fucking believe me. – Weathermen

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@meganamram
So excited that The Weather Channel picked up "Weather" for another season!!

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@robdelaney
Appalling that neither candidate is even mentioning the OBVIOUS cause of this storm: radioactive Jews.

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@birbigs
Governor Christie, we need you to eat the hurricane.

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@TheFakeCNN
Breaking: Mayor Bloomberg announces anyone caught drinking soda while trying to evacuate NYC will be subjected to being shot.

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@Stellacopter
The news keeps telling me to "hunker down." I'm not sure what that means but it sounds like something I'll only do when I'm drunk.

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@andylassner
"You're so fucking stupid. Why would you ever give people a heads up that you're coming?" -Earthquakes to hurricanes

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@SCbchbum
Sorry about your storm, East Coast…someone here in CA just bought the last chocolate croissant, so we’re all soldiers of adversity today.

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@theNuzzy
Hurricane update: Thousands left homeless are seeking shelter under Governor Chris Christie.

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@sween
As Sandy approaches and the waters rise, the beaver stands atop his dam, squints stoically at the horizon, and mutters, “She’ll hold.”

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@andylassner
I just got sprayed by a sprinkler trying to grab my dog in the backyard - so I feel you east coast.

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@UNDEADTRESOR
Hurricane Day 1: Just decapitated a tween with a machete for a six pack of Dasani. I'm amassing an army now. We grow strong. We are legion.

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@andylassner
"I'm very, very concerned about 53% of the people in the path of Hurricane Sandy" -Mitt Romney

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@snmrrw
Yo Sandy, before you fuck with New York dont forget what happened to bin Laden.

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@badbanana
New Yorkers, if you need refuge from the storm, let me repay the hospitality you've always shown me. A tiny room is yours for only $480/day.

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@robdelaney
NYC followers! If you're in the storms path, I URGE you to send me nude pics before you lose power. #safety

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@EastsideRJ
Mitt Romney: "If hurricane Sandy destroys your house, simply go live in one of your other houses. Problem solved!"

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@ColoradoUgly
I'm not gonna let some "perfect storm" stop me from sleeping up in a dead tree.

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@KenJennings
Everybody get your hurricane jokes out TODAY while it's just killing Haitians and not white people yet

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@xeni
Don’t worry, if it’s a legitimate hurricane, you won’t be damaged. Just sit back & relax, because this is something God intended to happen.

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@UNDEADTRESOR
Hurricanes are like women: they enter your life wet & wild & they leave with your LAWN FURNITURE THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH, YOU BITCH.