Sep 22 2020 Retweet
@MaidenSarah1
My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
Sep 20 2020 Retweet
@dadthatwrites
when a normal person has to say something in the dead of night, they whisper. when my toddler has to say something in the dead of night, she flies up to the window in an apache helicopter and blasts "i'm thirsty" from a fifty-thousand watt speaker.