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@IAmAntilia
Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning.
Jul 22 2015 Reply Favorite Retweet
@jazmasta
By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?
Nov 27 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet
@MrFornicator
Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared.
Jul 28 Reply Favorite Retweet
@meganamram
Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves
Oct 8 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet
@BettyLies
"I thought that too, but I didn't say it out loud, because I'm not a racist." - a racist
Nov 30 Reply Favorite Retweet
@KenJennings
"Why can't anything be easy?!?" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
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