@sucittaM
There are few moments sadder than when they ask at the fast food drive-thru if you want to try the new featured item and you do.

@meganamram
If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!

@sammyrhodes
Trying to think of something fun to do with the kids so I can Instagram it & look like a great dad.

@meganamram
You would not believe how many times Leonardo Da Vinci had to paint the Mona Lisa before he got one where she wasn't blinking

@capricecrane
People who love dark chocolate are always so snobby about it. Relax. It's just chocolate, you elitist ninnies.

@tjlnn
#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto.