@suddain
"Hey! I don't remember all those CGI space-dudes at the reception!"--George Lucas's wife re-watching their old wedding vids.

@serafinowicz
Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn

@MessJenkins
It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington.

@shariv67
One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka.

@bridger_w
One of my ongoing office fantasies involves a coworker walking by my desk while I'm actually working

@ryaninco
I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today