May 23 2011 Retweet @IAmAntilia Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning.
Jul 28 Reply Favorite Retweet @meganamram Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves
Oct 8 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @BettyLies "I thought that too, but I didn't say it out loud, because I'm not a racist." - a racist
Nov 30 Reply Favorite Retweet @KenJennings "Why can't anything be easy?!?" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.