@EWWWYUCKY
No one got screwed worse than male ladybugs.

@seriouslyemily
I actually loved the Twilight: Eclipse movie until I realized I was actually in an alley drunk watching two cats fight over a dead mouse.

@extranapkins
I dont care what god damned color forest it came from just give me the god damn ham

@JennyJohnsonHi5
Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie.

@andylassner
People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful.

@robhuebel
In general, girls don't like to be described as "beefy". Even if you love beef.