@ericvdunn
Imagine being in space and floating past all the planets. You could probably go kart on Saturn's rings.
Imagine being in space and floating past all the planets. You could probably go kart on Saturn's rings.
@badbanana
I'm participating in a 0.25K run to raise awareness for people with attention deficit disorder.
I'm participating in a 0.25K run to raise awareness for people with attention deficit disorder.
@Grudge_Monkey
I remember when I was young and dad used to play "Got Your Nose". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of "Got Your Weiner".
I remember when I was young and dad used to play "Got Your Nose". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of "Got Your Weiner".
@IamEnidColeslaw
What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers? I'm confused.
What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers? I'm confused.
@trayofcheese
Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts.
Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts.
@Matt_Tice
"Come with me if you want to live" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex
"Come with me if you want to live" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex