Sep 3 Reply Favorite Retweet @yoyoha "The best part of waking up was the Folgers in my cup" - Suicide note, first draft
May 11 2015 Reply Favorite Retweet @miilkkk do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
Sep 23 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @kylekinane Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing.
Dec 4 2015 Reply Favorite Retweet @USABlackout funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary
Jan 2 2016 Reply Favorite Retweet @Mobute Ordering at McDonald's & the cashier asked if my child wanted a Happy Meal. I explained the toxicity of equating consumerism with happiness.