@shanethevein
People drive like shit when I'm texting.
People drive like shit when I'm texting.
@yoyoha
"The best part of waking up was the Folgers in my cup" - Suicide note, first draft
"The best part of waking up was the Folgers in my cup" - Suicide note, first draft
@miilkkk
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
@kylekinane
Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing.
Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing.
@USABlackout
funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary
funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary
@Mobute
Ordering at McDonald's & the cashier asked if my child wanted a Happy Meal. I explained the toxicity of equating consumerism with happiness.
Ordering at McDonald's & the cashier asked if my child wanted a Happy Meal. I explained the toxicity of equating consumerism with happiness.