@BDGarp
Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids.
Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids.
@DamienFahey
I could never be a hardcore gangsta rapper because there's probably a limit to how much you can enjoy a scone in public.
I could never be a hardcore gangsta rapper because there's probably a limit to how much you can enjoy a scone in public.
@brentcetera
Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to "come inside" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail.
Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to "come inside" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail.
@BMcCarthy32
Do you love hiding electrical outlets? Well an exciting career in hotel design might be just what you're looking for!
Do you love hiding electrical outlets? Well an exciting career in hotel design might be just what you're looking for!
@yoyoha
there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them
there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them
@robdelaney
A website that automatically plays music or needs to "load" is as outdated & terrible as slavery.
A website that automatically plays music or needs to "load" is as outdated & terrible as slavery.