Tweets by @50FirstTates added on Fun Tweets.


Jul 18 2021 Retweet
@50FirstTates
sick of all these cute pet names like mittens or daisy. i’m getting a dog and naming it something cool like truckstop or concrete
Feb 6 2021 Retweet
@50FirstTates
asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
Aug 26 2020 Retweet
@50FirstTates
the banana was once a perfect representation of phone shape. u could hold it up like "haha hello?" and make ur friends die laughing. but these times are behind us. phones r just rectangles now. we need a replacement food. i hereby nominate the ice cream sandwich
Jul 18 2020 Retweet
@50FirstTates
dear bees. i am already afraid of u. u do not need to fly 2 inches from my ear like “why u flinching. little bitch.” are u trying to intimidate me because it’s working