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Sep 25 Retweet
@BorowitzReport
If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets.
Jul 23 Retweet
@BorowitzReport
"I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion." -- Web comment that has never been made
Jul 14 Retweet
@BorowitzReport
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.