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Sep 25 Retweet
If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets.
Jul 23 Retweet
"I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion." -- Web comment that has never been made
Jul 14 Retweet
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.