@DamienFahey
Well, I did it again. I focused on the one person at the concert who annoyed me and let it ruin my whole night.

@DamienFahey
I can tell within seconds of meeting someone if they'd be annoying on a group email.

@DamienFahey
You don’t love Dunkin' Donuts coffee, you love heavy cream.

@DamienFahey
When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, “Oh my God, I love this song!”, you can be sure that song sucks.

@DamienFahey
The American Psychiatric Association defines narcissism as the first ten minutes of every podcast.

@DamienFahey
Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter.