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What is the fattest thing you've ever done? I pulled a muscle in my tongue eating an ice cream cone.
What is the fattest thing you've ever done? I pulled a muscle in my tongue eating an ice cream cone.
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If law school taught me anything, I'd probably be a lawyer.
If law school taught me anything, I'd probably be a lawyer.
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Sir, you can't just walk into 7-11 naked with a semiautomatic AR-15. You'll have to go put some pants on.
Sir, you can't just walk into 7-11 naked with a semiautomatic AR-15. You'll have to go put some pants on.
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What's the fattest thing you've ever done? I once ate sour cream off someone's plate once it was in the sink.
What's the fattest thing you've ever done? I once ate sour cream off someone's plate once it was in the sink.
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"I kid you not" -Abortion doctor.
"I kid you not" -Abortion doctor.
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Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance.
Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance.