@FrankConniff
Hookers visiting Trump tonight have been instructed to drink lots of lemonade and eat plenty of asparagus. He needs to be deeply comforted.

@FrankConniff
Trump bragged about Apprentice ratings at National Prayer Breakfast, just like when Jesus boasted about his huge Sermon on the Mount crowds.

@FrankConniff
Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right.

@FrankConniff
Latest economic indicators show an uptick of growth in the manufacturing outrage sector.

@FrankConniff
Citing his advanced age, the Pope is stepping down, adding, "Protecting pedophiles is a young man's game."

@FrankConniff
DNC showed clip of Romney/Kennedy 1994 debate, a historical record of what Mitt pretended to believe in back then.