Tweets by @Grudge_Monkey added on Fun Tweets.

Dec 20 2010 Retweet
I must matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling.
Sep 16 2010 Retweet
A friend is like a condom. They'll stick close to you and protect you as best they can but once you fill them with semen you need a new one.
Sep 8 2010 Retweet
I remember when I was young and dad used to play "Got Your Nose". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of "Got Your Weiner".