Tweets by @KARIMI added on Fun Tweets.

Jun 10 2011 Retweet
At my daughter's dance recital. Wait. I don't have any kids. I'm leaving. These girls suck at ballet.
Apr 23 2011 Retweet
I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the "Congratulations you have won an iPhone" voice ever scare the shit out of me again.
Apr 22 2011 Retweet
For all the effort I put into faking it, I should really just start writing down the confirmation number at the end of a phone call.