@KKAlThani
My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.

@KKAlThani
I had no idea Instagram was down until a girl in front of me at Starbucks cancelled her order, saying "Instagram is down it's useless"

@KKAlThani
Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera.

@KKAlThani
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. YOU SUCK." I yell at the football player in the TV as I'm sitting on a couch having cake

@KKAlThani
A girl at the restaurant was about to eat her food before I stood up & yelled "STOP. THIS IS NOT THE THIRD WORLD LADY. INSTAGRAM IT FIRST"

@KKAlThani
"Good evening, I will be your waiter for tonight. What would you like to Instagram?" - how waiters should greet people