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Mar 28 Retweet
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A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME.
Mar 27 Retweet
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Subway sandwich artists seem like they'd rather kill their mother with an AIDS hammer than give you extra toppings.
Dec 9 2011 Retweet
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My teacher in first grade said I was stupid for "wanting to be a T-Rex" when I grew up but she died last year so who's the stupid one now?
Sep 6 2011 Retweet
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When children ask me where rain comes from, I pat their heads, shimmy up the nearest flag pole, and urinate on them.