@Paxochka
I've put my Christmas lights on the epileptic seizure setting because it's the prettiest and I hate my neighbours.

@Paxochka
If girls were dinosaurs they'd be dramasaurus.

@Paxochka
I was going to photograph my food but then I ate it. I hope I don't get kicked off Instagram for that kind of behaviour.

@Paxochka
I was going to write a novel but I may just print out all my tweets and dedicate it to my parents not loving me enough.

@Paxochka
I've watched so much Olympics I read my timeline with imaginary commentator voiceovers critiquing your performance.

@Paxochka
Getting away with an affair requires acting skills. That should have been Kristen Stewart's first clue she'd get busted.