@RobDenBleyker
Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?

@RobDenBleyker
When I die I want my hand to be glued in a thumbs up, and my body lowered into molten steel.

@RobDenBleyker
I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You.

@RobDenBleyker
Post game interviews always show the winning players thanking God but they never show the losing players cursing him.

@RobDenBleyker
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.

@RobDenBleyker
If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think "Look at that healthy jogger"