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In 2021 you’ll have 3 job options: Amazon employee, OnlyFans, or dead.
In 2021 you’ll have 3 job options: Amazon employee, OnlyFans, or dead.
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Donald Trump Jr. is what you get when you try and make a person out of forged permission slips and cocaine.
Donald Trump Jr. is what you get when you try and make a person out of forged permission slips and cocaine.
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REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer! REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws.
REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer! REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws.
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Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.
Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.
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Uber driver just asked me "how much would you pay to go swimming in the sky?" I wish I hadn't seen how dilated his pupils were. Also, $975.
Uber driver just asked me "how much would you pay to go swimming in the sky?" I wish I hadn't seen how dilated his pupils were. Also, $975.
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Dudes don’t like it when you ask if their salmon-colored pants are wild or farm-raised
Dudes don’t like it when you ask if their salmon-colored pants are wild or farm-raised