@ScottLinnen
Oh man what's it called when you keep doing the same thing over & over but keep getting the same result? Oh yeah, I'm a serial killer.

@ScottLinnen
I want a Michael Corleone in the streets and a horse head in the sheets.

@ScottLinnen
Could have sworn my poo just shouted a vile obscenity at me on the way out. Irritable bowel syndrome.

@ScottLinnen
I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner.

@ScottLinnen
Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section

@ScottLinnen
Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.