Tweets by @biorhythmist added on Fun Tweets.


Jul 28 2010 Retweet
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Told a homeless guy sorry I was saving to buy a house. He got mad and threw his cup of change at me, so now I'm... $3.75 closer to my dream!
Apr 5 2010 Retweet
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Hey cat, how's about I lick myself for hours then puke where you sleep? Don't answer that. Why do I even talk to you. Stop looking at me.
Mar 12 2010 Retweet
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If you find me passed out in Austin this weekend with a penis drawn on my face at least have the decency to not tag me in the facebook pic.
Feb 23 2010 Retweet
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Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this.
Feb 14 2010 Retweet
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My wife is from England so I gave her a good Rogering for Valentine's Day. He just left and she seemed to enjoy it, so... score?